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Good job, British intelligence - The Phantom Librarian
Spewing out too many words since November 2003
fernwithy
fernwithy
Good job, British intelligence
My heartfelt thanks to British intelligence for breaking up the terror plot.

It's my true hope that the terrorists are allowed to live. In a prison run by a tough-as-nails divorced female warden with a doctorate. Who provides them with only Danish-import food and periodicals.
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rabidsamfan From: rabidsamfan Date: August 11th, 2006 01:07 am (UTC) (Link)
*snerk*
dramaturgy From: dramaturgy Date: August 11th, 2006 01:18 am (UTC) (Link)
Now that's punishment to the fullest extent of the law.
sonetka From: sonetka Date: August 11th, 2006 01:47 am (UTC) (Link)
Don't forget the weekend treat - rashers of bacon with their Danish-butter based pancakes!

Yes, I am culturally insensitive on occasion.
From: (Anonymous) Date: August 11th, 2006 05:15 am (UTC) (Link)
Unless they send them to Pakistan or the US (which is unlikely) they'll definitely be left alive. They don't apply the death penalty in the UK. Those arrested in Pakistan, though...they could be in for a rough time.
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fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: August 11th, 2006 03:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, yeah. That'll do 'er. Good addition.
tree_and_leaf From: tree_and_leaf Date: August 11th, 2006 08:53 am (UTC) (Link)
As far as I'm aware, the only things you can be still be executed for in Britain are high treason (includes having an affair with the heir to the throne's wife, although I think that one's unlikely ever to be used again).

As to what happens to them, I suppose given the high profile, the Britons arrested are unlikely to be disappeared to a US interrogation centre, which is, in my view, a good thing even if the people they've arrested are all guilty.

But, yes, go British intelligence! I feel a warm glow of patriotic pride, or something like that. Certainly very relieved.
From: (Anonymous) Date: August 11th, 2006 04:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
Nope, no death penalty at all in the UK now. We got rid of it for high treason sometime during the nineties.
tree_and_leaf From: tree_and_leaf Date: August 11th, 2006 04:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's a relief!

errr... not that I'm planning to commit treason, or anything.
sophonax From: sophonax Date: August 11th, 2006 11:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Hmmm, I kinda like the way you think.

None of that really good Danish blue cheese that's sitting in my fridge right now, though. Way too delicious to waste on terrorists.
From: marciamarcia Date: August 11th, 2006 01:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Who provides them with only Danish-import food

Lutefisk For Great Justice!
etherealizabeth From: etherealizabeth Date: August 11th, 2006 02:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
really, really OLD periodicals. and on holidays they could be given stale fruit cake (not that it's easy to differiniate stal`
scionofgrace From: scionofgrace Date: August 11th, 2006 09:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
::laughs:: Dude, that's just mean.
eir_de_scania From: eir_de_scania Date: August 13th, 2006 09:37 am (UTC) (Link)
Dear me, in Scandinavia Danish food is considered as very good - do they export the bad to the US?

Just an aside - no European country has the death penality!
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: August 13th, 2006 02:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
no European country has the death penality!

Maybe not officially, but I sincerely doubt that it's impossible for someone to reach the inside of a prison from the outside. Even when New York didn't have the death penalty, prison wasn't an entiriely safe place. ;)

And no, Danish food has no bad reputation (well, no worse than being a bit bland)... but given the cartoon controversy and calls to boycott Danish products, I thought that giving them the choice of either eating Danish produts or starving would be a nice touch.
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