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Teddy Lupin and the Hunter's Moon, Chapter 14: Speaking Lessons, pt. 1 - The Phantom Librarian
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Teddy Lupin and the Hunter's Moon, Chapter 14: Speaking Lessons, pt. 1
OT: So, I'm re-reading Christine for the first time since reading it about fifteen years ago. I remembered the plot being dumb. I'd forgotten that the characters were pretty well done and I cared about them despite the dumb plot, and kind of wished the car would just stay off stage, even though it was the catalyst for everything. So it's not a bad re-read, although the plot=still dumb.

Okay, anyway, back to my own meandering plot here.

Teddy's just had a mixed bag of a Christmas break, with a fun holiday at Weird World followed by a bittersweet Christmas at home and a trip to the sanctuary in France, where he meets some of the werewolves his parents rescued. He relaxes for the final week or so of his break and is in a pretty good mood going back to school with his friends.

Table of Contents and Summary So Far




The first year hex war began again in earnest within a few days of the return to school. Teddy wasn't entirely sure who re-started it, but as George had restocked Victoire's prank supply over holidays, he had strong suspicions on the matter. Whoever started it, by the first Friday, Story Shacklebolt had sprouted a tail, Megan Twist (a Ravenclaw) had started singing everything she said, Chuck Senders of Gryffindor had turned developed a blue and bronze tartan pattern in his hair and retaliated against Leon Nesbitt by feeding him a potion that made him fall asleep in class, and Victoire herself had got warts and a hooked nose. Madam Pomfrey got everything fixed, but the Headmistress drew the line when an errant Gryffindor (Teddy suspected Kirk Scrimgeour) made the stones slick in the seventh floor corridor, which had ended with a pile of teachers falling over one another. The first years of both Houses were given a massive detention on the first Saturday back, Filch providing each of them with a mop and a bucket of soapy water, with the instruction to clean all of the staircases in the castle. On the way to Hufflepuff for Muggles and Minions, Teddy and Ruthless passed Victoire and Story, who were working together cheerfully enough on the staircase that led down from the Great Hall. Victoire was trying to explain that if the group could get organized and do everything in a logical order, they'd be done before lunch. Story seemed to be trying to convince her that her classmates might not take the suggestion particularly well.

Ruthless rolled her eyes and grinned, and Teddy reached out to take her hand. She seemed surprised by it. They had failed to find a spot on the first night back that wasn't already taken up by some other reuniting couple--Teddy's room would be private enough, but neither one of them suggested it--and hadn't really spent any time alone together since. Busy, Teddy guessed.

"So," she said, "is your godfather going to teach again this year, or just hang about?"

Teddy shrugged. "I'm not sure. I think he's skipped a couple of years, but I don't see why he'd skip this one, as he's here anyway. But it's usually autumn term."

"That's what I was thinking." She shifted her hand, and her fingers laced through his. "I hope he does. I like his classes. I think..." She turned to him, biting her lip. "I think I'd like to be an Auror," she said, then quickly added, "Don't tell anyone."

"Why not?"

"Because everyone wants to be an Auror. They'll think it's silly."

"Your great-uncle was head of the department," Teddy said. "And Minister of Magic. And he died to protect Uncle Harry, even though they didn't like one another very well. I don't think anyone would think it's silly."

She frowned impressively. "Don't tell," she repeated. "I might change my mind anyway. I might want to be a... I don't know, something, instead."

Teddy grinned. "I think you'd make a smashing something."

"Well, it's certainly better than nothing."

They came around the corner and found the Hufflepuff still life propped open by the hulking form of Frankie Apcarne, who was hunched over his books. He'd come back from holidays to the horrible knowledge that his O.W.L.s were in only a few months, and Teddy hadn't seen him with fewer than four textbooks all week.

Ruthless let go of Teddy's hand and scooped up all of the books on the floor. "Come on, Apcarne. You'll definitely fail your O.W.L.s if they have to cart you away raving before June."

"I was going to stop," Frankie said. "Really."

"Mm-hmm," someone said skeptically from inside, and Teddy saw Tinny Gudgeon at a table, also surrounded by books, but in her case, they were Muggles and Minions references. She was apparently covering for Frankie's Urban Planner duties again.

It took ten minutes for everyone to arrive (except for Story and Victoire, whose characters were sent on a "shooting spree," which Tinny said was what Muggles called it when they had to go somewhere to make a film; Roger looked like he was going to disagree with her, but blushed when she looked at him and said nothing). Instead of an enemy, Tinny had made up a very large disaster, which involved floods, fires, and--she revealed this with an air of hard-earned wisdom--something called an "imminent nuclear meltdown." Teddy, Ruthless, and Donzo were assigned this last, and spent the afternoon rolling to get by guards who didn't believe that there was a problem and to get past all sorts of electronic security systems and avoid something called radiation sickness. Roger explained this as something like picking up symptoms from a Cursed object, except that the object didn't mean to do it, and had some practical use beyond cursing. The other groups worked on other fronts.

Ruthless offered to go get lunch, but took Maurice and Bernice with her instead of Teddy. Zachary declared this a godsend, as it meant they might get lunch before it was cold. There was some merriment at Teddy's expense, but it was good-natured. Teddy was beginning to feel like an elder statesman in the girlfriend-having business, even if he hadn't kissed Ruthless since they'd both ended up with their mouths full of ashes.

Once the game was over, Ruthless decided to go flying around the grounds, and Teddy decided to practice his balance, as Dudley had suggested. He went down to the rocky shore of the lake and started going backward and forward on the lumpy surface. He couldn't keep his arms from pinwheeling at all, and ended up sitting in shallow, near freezing water when a stone turned under his foot. When he got back to Gryffindor Tower, he huddled up by the fire to get warm. Victoire and Kirk were either doing their homework or strategizing for the next round against Ravenclaw. He decided it was the latter when Chuck Senders came over, looking determined, with several paper tags sticking out of his Charms book. The first year girls had apparently been inspired by the detention to join the war, if they were going to be punished for it anyway, as Mina Moran appeared from the girls' staircase dragging Victoire's trunk a moment later.

Teddy listened to them for a while, wishing he were in their year and participating, mostly waiting for Ruthless to get back. He finally saw her come through the portrait hole, but she just waved to him and went on up to her room.

He frowned, ill at ease.

His jeans were dry now and his face quite toasty, so he went up to his room. Checkmate begged for a game of chase. He picked up her favorite charmer and played with it aimlessly, finally securing it under his mattress and setting the string to wave around magically while Checkmate bounced at it. He took Dad's wedding ring from the chain on his neck, set it on a blank piece of parchment, and worked its Charm, hoping that one or the other of his parents would have helpfully supplied a memory about not getting a kiss for two weeks and then being waved to across the common room, to see if it meant anything ominous. Of course, there was no such memory--they'd saved their happiest and most important memories for him, and sometimes other things had got dragged along (Dad's new spell hadn't worked perfectly, which Teddy thought an improvement over perfection in this case), but confusion over someone's behavior didn't really fit either category.

The best it could do was bringing Teddy to a memory he'd had once before, a day with the Marauders in Hogsmeade, obtaining some used furniture from Madam Rosmerta which they would later use to furnish their dormitory. He supposed the ring chose that memory because James Potter had been musing over the Meaning of Lily, but they were all quite mystified, and therefore had no help to offer whatsoever. He was beginning to wonder if the Marauders weren't all a bit clueless about girls. Despite Sirius's swaggering, even he never seemed to know what they were thinking, and if he got confused enough, he just moved on to someone simpler.

Through Dad's teenage eyes--Teddy sensed that he was fourteen in this memory--he saw James hoist a chair onto his shoulders as they trudged back toward school. Sirius had the other chair, and Dad and Peter were rolling a table. James sighed deeply. "Do you think she's right in the head?" he asked. "She's friends with Snivelly, and that can't mean anything good."

"Sorry, mate," Sirius said, "the House of Black has my perception skewed about what's right in the head and what's not. Can't help you."

"She doesn't care about Quidditch!"

"I don't care about Quidditch, either," Dad offered.

"That settles it, then," Peter said, "she is crazy. Same symptoms as Lupin. Well... most of them."

After this, the memory faded into a snowball fight, the furniture pocketed in little protective charms while they pelted each other. The object became to stand on top of the table and defend it against the others. Dad won, and James and Sirius put him on one of the chairs, lifting it up and carrying it to the gate like a sedan chair, then dumping him unceremoniously down while they went back for the rest. The subject of the girl mystery was dropped; the memory ended, and Teddy was left without answers in his dormitory. He tried a technique from his Divination book to try and Conjure a dream of Mum when he went to sleep--a piece of parchment under his pillow with the incantation Somnium Dora Lupin placed on it--but the dream it brought was as unhelpful as the memory. She appeared and they sat on either side of the table from Dad's memory, but she didn't say anything after Teddy finished his question. She just smiled and nodded.

He woke up frustrated. Maybe he should try Nymphadora. That might get her mad enough to open her mouth. He realized he was getting angry at her, which was a pointless sort of emotion, so he cut off the train of thought and decided not to try the spell again. She couldn't answer his questions because she was dead, not because he hadn't annoyed her sufficiently.

He supposed he could ask Granny, but he couldn't think how to write it in a letter.

In the end, he decided there was really only one logical person to ask, so he waited until Thursday evening, waiting impatiently for Uncle Harry to appear in the entrance hall.
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bends From: bends Date: November 10th, 2007 07:31 am (UTC) (Link)
aw the awkward throes of young love

You know Victorie is the leader/ general of that hex war. Its her 1/8th Veela-ness
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: November 10th, 2007 07:45 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh, yes, Victoire definitely runs the war, though I sort of suspect it has more to do with being a Weasley than with being a Veela. Though the latter may have something to do with obtaining soldiers to general around.
cornedbee From: cornedbee Date: November 11th, 2007 12:06 am (UTC) (Link)
Victoire would easily send all the boys into premature puberty.




... all right, puberty is premature by definition. I know, I know.
kiwi_kimi From: kiwi_kimi Date: November 10th, 2007 08:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Teddy's room would be private enough, but neither one of them suggested it

I can't help wondering if the Powers That Be have thought through the consequences of having a hormone-charged teenaged boy with a room all to himself. Maybe there's some surveillance there that he's not aware of - or maybe they're just lucky that Teddy's rather sweetly innocent :-)

A couple of things:

over holidays Should there be a "the"?

had turned developed Pick a participle. Just the one. :-)
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: November 10th, 2007 04:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, according Hermione, it's because they trusted girls. Which could be a mistake. But in this case, I think they both know what it would look like, and it's not so much innocence as... decency, shockingly enough.

A couple of things:
Oops!
kiwi_kimi From: kiwi_kimi Date: November 10th, 2007 08:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
I meant innocence as a compliment, actually. :-) Not as a synonym for naivete.

At their age, I'd find it a good deal more shocking if they were anything but innocent in this context. Which perhaps reflects my own age...
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: November 10th, 2007 10:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
I wouldn't even necessarily consider "naive" an insult. The only thing that makes me relatively certain that they're not innocent of the connotations is that before they went out, she'd been to his room, and since they started going out, she hasn't been.
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fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: November 10th, 2007 04:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Romantic advice from Harry? Poor Teddy must be desperate.

Hee. At least he hasn't decided to ask Ron. That would be desperate. ;p Of course, the person it never occurs to him to ask is Ruthless.
darth_pipes From: darth_pipes Date: November 12th, 2007 03:03 am (UTC) (Link)
I'd love to see Ron's interpretation of his dating life to Teddy. Remember, he doesn't bow before a hypogryph. The hypogryph bows before Ron Weasley. ;)
got_it_bub From: got_it_bub Date: November 10th, 2007 10:39 am (UTC) (Link)
Teddy's room would be private enough, but neither one of them suggested it

You can just hear the rumours buzzing around if they were to choose that option hehe! =]
got_it_bub From: got_it_bub Date: November 10th, 2007 03:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

unfinished portrait

omg! I just had a Thought. What did Andromeda do with that unfinished portrait of Dora and Teddy. Did she frame it or something. I'm pretty sure she would not of chucked it out!
redlily From: redlily Date: November 10th, 2007 04:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ooh, your icon is beautiful.
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: November 10th, 2007 04:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
Rumor is a powerful force in the world, isn't it?
kagehikario From: kagehikario Date: November 10th, 2007 10:56 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh, advice from Uncle Harry, that I can't wait to see...

"So, er, how do you know when things are going wrong?"

"Er, well... You remember Cho?"

*grin* another blow to the "perfect Uncle Harry" image
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: November 10th, 2007 04:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
another blow to the "perfect Uncle Harry" image

Yes--poor guy is just not going to be all that useful!
amamama From: amamama Date: November 10th, 2007 12:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
*looks into crystal ball* Breakup on the horizon! Ruthless will soon live up to her nickname and break up with Teddy. Who, after being down a little while will discover it's a true blessing in disguise and set his eyes on Victoire. *nods* Yep, it's coming - isn't it? Still look forward to hearing what Harry has to say on the matter, though. :)

Cheers!
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: November 10th, 2007 04:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yep, it's coming - isn't it?

Well... at thirteen and fourteen, three months is a pretty good run. :)
From: kobegrace Date: November 10th, 2007 01:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wicked stuff.
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: November 10th, 2007 04:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks.
willowbough From: willowbough Date: November 10th, 2007 01:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
Starting off the New Year with a hex war--sounds about right! And Victoire seems to be a natural leader at it, a combination of the Weasley sense of initiative and the Delacour glamour, I suppose.

Getting an ominous feeling about Ruthless and Teddy--a cooling-off period appears imminent; I hope Teddy won't be too depressed by it. But things are definitely getting awkward if he's considering getting advice from Uncle Harry, of all people!

Amused by Sirius's method of dealing with girlfriends--that sounds about right and it would certainly give him a reputation as the "love 'em and leave 'em" kind of guy, even if it's confusion rather than heartlessness that shapes his tactics.
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: November 10th, 2007 04:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
You can almost see people trying to advise brilliant Sirius that he'd be better off looking for smarter girls when he gets confused by the ditzes, and him not really getting it, despite considering McGonagall the idea woman.
From: smishli Date: November 10th, 2007 02:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
Just read your past few installments this morning - great stuff per usual!

Poor Teddy, though. Having no choice but to ask Harry Potter questions about dating? That's rough. Harry is quite lucky to have found Ginny, a girl who probably hates Madam Puddifoot's and who rarely cries, and even there it took him plenty of time to realize it. No, I think Teddy would have been safer with Andromeda!
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: November 10th, 2007 04:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Andromeda would definitely have better advice on girl-world, but at the same time, her notion of courtship is Ted doggedly sticking to her for years before risking the wrath of the Blacks to marry her. The concept of the regular teenage revolving door might be a little alien to her!
aeterna13 From: aeterna13 Date: November 10th, 2007 02:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh yes, I'm sure Harry will have a lot to say on the subject, having had a grand total of two girlfriends in his life.

Poor Teddy.
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: November 10th, 2007 04:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes, Harry is an interesting choice for dating advice. Poor guy. He's going to have to admit utter cluelessness. You can see him thinking, "Couldn't he just have a dragon to beat or something?"
vytresna From: vytresna Date: November 10th, 2007 03:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
a "shooting spree," which Tinny said was what Muggles called it when they had to go somewhere to make a film

I LOL'd.

I also love your Marauder dynamics - you just have them on the nose.
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: November 10th, 2007 04:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
I do love the boys, even if JKR killed them all. They have such a fun dynamic, and I suspect the afterlife will never be the same.
From: (Anonymous) Date: November 10th, 2007 03:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
My first thought was, oh, yeah, ask Harry cause he knows _so much_ about girls.

However, after I thought it over, the last we saw Harry (other than the epilogue), he'd only had the two girlfriends and was 17, no matter how good he'd been at getting an army together at school on short notice and all the defeating Dark Wizards skills he'd developed during his school years.

Since then, he's become leader of the Auror department which includes girls (and some of those new Aurors probably arrive with crushes on Harry, developed after years of whatever stories they've heard). He's also had Hermione, who's always willing to explain the female mind. He's a member of the Weasley clan, five brothers, four sister-in-laws, and Molly, which has probably increased his knowledge base.

To top it all, for several years before he married her, he was dating (red headed Weasleys being what they are, I assume there were also periods when he wasn't) Ginny and would have been in close contact with an all women's Quidditch team, one of whose players was known for whacking a guy when he proposed to her in public.

If the rest were anything like that, Harry could probably write a book or two about girls like Ruthless.

Ellen
lollapulizer From: lollapulizer Date: November 10th, 2007 03:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hopefully Harry isn't as socially awkward as he was at 17! Poor Teddy.

I really liked that memory.
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: November 10th, 2007 04:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
There are many things Harry could advise Teddy on. Dark wizards, orphanhood, Quidditch, Patronuses...

Not overly sure he's the best choice for this, but to his credit, he knows this isn't exactly his area of expertise.
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: November 10th, 2007 04:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
He's probably gotten better over the years, but I still suspect Ginny was in charge of their relationship once Harry got the noble break up out of his system. ;p Teddy might do well to ask Aunt Ginny, actually, but she's not handy.

Then again, she might think that what Ruthless needs is a whack on the head with her own bat. Ginny's not the most objective human being in the world.
redlily From: redlily Date: November 10th, 2007 04:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Teddy grinned. "I think you'd make a smashing something."

Aw, Teddy's a smashing boyfriend!! I'm a bit baffled by Ruthless's apparent decision here. I suppose we'll all find out the details soon.
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: November 10th, 2007 04:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ruthless is fumbling around and not really doing nearly as good a job as a girlfriend as Teddy is with the boyfriend part.
thewhiteowl From: thewhiteowl Date: November 10th, 2007 04:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
I can't wait for Harry's dating 'advice'. Poor Teddy. :)
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: November 10th, 2007 04:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
Er... yeah. ;p I doubt the Daily Prophet is going to approach him to write an advice column any time soon.
gloryforever From: gloryforever Date: November 11th, 2007 04:00 am (UTC) (Link)
The Quibbler, however .... =P
ada_the_mental From: ada_the_mental Date: November 10th, 2007 06:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
*sighs* Bye-bye Teddy/Ruthless...But the boy needs time to snog half the girls on his year before finally settling on Victoire.

I suppose that over the years Harry must have acquired at least some female knowledge (I mean he's married to a Weaslette!), but asking advice from him still counts as somewhat desperate.

A big LOL at Sirius way of dealing with girls. Imagine how many girls he must have reduced to puddles of tears, the prat!
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: November 10th, 2007 10:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Imagine how many girls he must have reduced to puddles of tears, the prat!

All the while, believing that they were just being unreasonable. :)

jedi_chick From: jedi_chick Date: November 10th, 2007 09:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, poor Teddy! He has no clue what's coming. Hopefully he won't be too down about it. At the least, I hope that he finds something to keep his mind off of it.

Loved the Marauders memory, and Teddy's realization that they were all clueless about girls. :~)

Victoire herself had got warts and a hooked nose. Hee! I love it. She became the stereotypical witch!

Looking forward to Harry's advice... ;~)
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: November 10th, 2007 10:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yes, Teddy must come to grips with the Marauders not being all-knowing demigods. He's doing pretty well. :p
darth_pipes From: darth_pipes Date: November 12th, 2007 03:05 am (UTC) (Link)
Love that post, Fern. Teddy must really be desperate to go to Harry in this case. Only Luke Skywalker might be more unhelpful. ;)

Harry's social arwardness was always something I liked because Rowling wasn't afraid to persent the character in that way. And hey, he got the right girl with Ginny so it worked out in the end.
hermia7 From: hermia7 Date: November 12th, 2007 03:09 am (UTC) (Link)
Hee, this is a seriously misguided search for advice on Teddy's part.

Nitpick of the day... In this set of sentences you have two "got"s in quick succession: and Victoire herself had got warts and a hooked nose. Madam Pomfrey got everything fixed...
How about changing removing the first one? It's not needed... Love the image of pretty Victoire as a "classic witch," btw!
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