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Merry Christmas, and dream of Ah-nold - The Phantom Librarian
Spewing out too many words since November 2003
Merry Christmas, and dream of Ah-nold
Merry Christmas to the Christians on my f-list! :)

I don't think I have any elaboration on the subject, but I can't just leave a post at a single line. I'm physically incapable of it. So, weird dream.

In it, I had lunch with Arnold Schwartzenegger. I don't know why, exactly. He was in a very pissy mood. He had changed his name to Jakob (I knew it was spelled with the "k," though I never saw it written down), but couldn't get anyone to call him that. Every time I called him Arnold or even Governor S, he corrected me and said, "I'm Jakob now!" I finally said it didn't matter; everyone would call him the Governator anyway. This was the wrong thing to say. He got up and started ranting that he was a politician now, and not a movie actor. I told him that was too bad, that I'd told people all along that being an actor was a strength, not a weakness, in being governor of California, since it meant he knew his way around the weird labyrinths of one of the state's largest businesses, but he was having none of it. He grouched that he had said the same thing to someone, but they didn't care and laughed at him, so he wasn't going to be Ah-nold the actor anymore, just Jakob the Governor, and no one was allowed to remind him that he was ever anything else.

I don't remember how it resolved itself. I don't think I've ever dreamed about Ah-nold before. He's a aesthetically pleasing man and I like his personality, but I've never found him attractive or fascinating, and I've certainly never fantasized about having lunch with him. Or naming him Jakob.

:shakes head:

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akashasheiress From: akashasheiress Date: December 25th, 2004 08:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heee, I wish I had that dream.

And thank you for the Christmas greeting.
lazypadawan From: lazypadawan Date: December 25th, 2004 09:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hilarious. Maybe he's like Madonna, changing her name to "Esther."

Thanks for the Christmas wishes :).
prettyveela From: prettyveela Date: December 25th, 2004 10:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
You had lunch with "The Govenator?" in your dream? : O
kelleypen From: kelleypen Date: December 26th, 2004 12:28 am (UTC) (Link)
How weird is that? Two nights ago I dreamed I met Hillary Clinton and I was allowed to ask her one question. I asked her how she would fix health care if she were president. She said she'd put all the pharmacies in the doctor clinics and then the patients would only pay one co-pay, at the doctor's, for both their visit and their prescription. That's how she'd fix health care. I'm glad it was a dream.
From: fireflash_yalie Date: December 26th, 2004 01:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Hee hee, that's quite an interesting dream, there. My Auntie works for Ahnold and I'm not sure he's ever expressed a desire to be called Jakob. Isn't it amazing what your mind can come up with when you're asleep?
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