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Attention Suethors: - The Phantom Librarian
Spewing out too many words since November 2003
Attention Suethors:
Snape does not have a daughter.

That's all.
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titti From: titti Date: May 13th, 2005 03:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
;P to Jo. My Vicky will always be the 20 year old, Italian raised daughter of Severus and Sirius. The woman was such a pain in the ass, cursing up a storm, dressed in mini skirt, and annoying Severus and Sirius at the same time, that I could never turn my back on that fic. LOL
From: psalm_27 Date: May 13th, 2005 03:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oooh, I am so intrigued, please provide a link. (goes off to figure out how Snape and Sirius could have a daughter together....) :-)
nymphgalatea From: nymphgalatea Date: May 13th, 2005 03:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Snerk. Noticed that myself about half an hour ago. It's a beautiful thing to have on your screen.

(Why couldn't she have noted that Lupin/Sirius/Dumbledore etc. don't have SueDaughters as well? Unless...she's planning them in canon? Eep)
persephone_kore From: persephone_kore Date: May 13th, 2005 03:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
It really wouldn't surprise me if Dumbledore had a daughter. He's probably had more opportunity than Lupin or Sirius. Anyway, I'm sure JKR is perfectly capable of allowing her characters to reproduce without the offspring violating the nature of her universe.
tunxeh From: tunxeh Date: May 13th, 2005 03:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
You think the suethors will notice or care?
straussmonster From: straussmonster Date: May 13th, 2005 03:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
No, but one can dream the impossible dream.
the_gentleman From: the_gentleman Date: May 13th, 2005 03:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Doesn't say he hasn't a son, though...
From: magnolia_mama Date: May 13th, 2005 03:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
My thoughts exactly. Wish she'd said something, just to silence the Snape-is-Harry's-real-father crowd.
rj_anderson From: rj_anderson Date: May 13th, 2005 03:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yet. :D
straussmonster From: straussmonster Date: May 13th, 2005 03:50 pm (UTC) (Link)
"Who on earth would want Snape in love with them? That’s a very horrible idea."

swatkat24 From: swatkat24 Date: May 13th, 2005 03:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
JKR *never* fails to crack me up. LOL

author_by_night From: author_by_night Date: May 13th, 2005 03:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
Actually, I've read some good fics where Snape has a daughter...

That said, I've read bad ones too. ;)

arclevel From: arclevel Date: May 13th, 2005 04:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
Really? Because I'd love to see a well-written story where Snape is a parent (and not to Harry), and I've only seen the crappy ones. Including one which may have been the most egregious Mary Sue ever written w/o being intentional badfic. So, links? Or at least titles/authors? Pretty please?
melyanna From: melyanna Date: May 13th, 2005 04:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
lizbee's Girl Most Likely is one of the only fics of the Snape-has-offspring variety that I've found worth reading. (The Maud Moody fics are great too, but I've not read more than one or two of the kid fics.) But I think what made GML work was the total lack of glamour associated with Lilith.

That said, most Snape-spawn fics are bad, and unfortunately some Suethors are going to tell us that they know better than JKR. After all, it's happened before in other fandoms.
rj_anderson From: rj_anderson Date: May 13th, 2005 04:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heh, and here I just rec'd GML, too.
zoepaleologa From: zoepaleologa Date: May 13th, 2005 04:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Curses! And I was sooooo into my "Serenity Moonshine Snape" story.

Actually I do not think such good future fics like lizbee's GML, or rj_anderson's are ruined because the Snape offspring all clearly happen after the fall.

Of course all Snape future fic is heavily dependent on the assumption he survives the final outcome (and boy is that moot), but at present the fics I've just mentioned are still sound (and besides, neither of those authors are

I'm still boggled as to how anyone could think that Luna was Snape's daughter. I mean on what evidence?
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: May 13th, 2005 04:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm still boggled as to how anyone could think that Luna was Snape's daughter. I mean on what evidence?
Yeah, I hadn't even heard that theory before she refuted it. Heh????

Well, obviously it's all a feint to cover up the big plot twist that Mark Evans is really Snape's daughter by Voldemort, cleverly hidden in Little Whinging, and s/he will be the answer to everything.
kelleypen From: kelleypen Date: May 13th, 2005 04:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
SO the big question is, who is Snape's son? Neville?
fiatincantatum From: fiatincantatum Date: May 13th, 2005 04:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
rose_in_shadow From: rose_in_shadow Date: May 13th, 2005 08:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
If JKR would tell us definitively that Snape is NOT a vampire, I would be gloriously happy. 'Snape is a Vampire' theorists are almost as obsessed as various shippers!
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: May 13th, 2005 08:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think her response to this question was a sarcastic "Not that I know of."
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