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"What in the round-topped service door...?" - The Phantom Librarian
Spewing out too many words since November 2003
"What in the round-topped service door...?"
Bonsai generator fun, nicked from anaid_rabbit.

It's one of those re-mix your posts to make nonsense garbled sentences things. These are my favorites. A couple of the mixed posts are things that had RotS spoilers in them, but if you can figure out what they are, more power to you at this level of garbling. One planet name definitely included.

Weird little zenny things:
The scarring of place to another.
[H]e opts out into nothingness.
A jagged piece of the character's complex psychology
[T]he hand of all ages lay dead on Mustafar

Actually, not bad opening sentences:
He made his way across Yoda rocks. Sounds like a futurefic, where things have been named after historical figures.
The roof rushed up to her fists. Action!
Slowly, he saw bodies. Hmmm...
The casket entered the Chancellor. And no, I don't mean the Chancellor entered the casket. The casket was wooden. It had a jagged point. It ended in ashes. Get the point?
The hit reverberated up and went to save Anakin. JQ era, ricochet saves Anakin from certain death as the story opens in action.
He stopped, and felt something push through then come back. Another action story. Who'd've guessed?
There was no one was saying, YOU IDIOT! Sounds like a melancholy reflection about a big mistake.

Would make sense, except that it doesn't.
Somehow far below, an alarm started sniffling
I also find One of movement there.
And btw, Qui-Gon can be worked into a corner
A jagged piece of a Wookiee boy nodded.
Since Yoda knew It was sniffling again.
Luckily, canon removed all of it, detached.

Mace's mistake in leaving canon in the air
Mace's mistake in leaving canon in a place You're not married to
Much, much of the steel.
Then a shot. Yay.
This is why There is You know, like, There's a harsh shushing sound.
Hayden Christensen gives a halfway decent bit of trivia.
I'm almost disappointed at it with a harsh shushing sound.
The basher cadre and the weirdness of a blaster, others closed their wrists.

Kinda funny
What in the round-topped service door
the rising glow of snark
Anakin had a precog dream involving Obi-Wan telling her to toot my boycott of the spire.

And my favorite:
Better late than Palpatine.

Tonks(,) I wasn't trying not to thank you.
Shmi's eyes at Godric's Hollow.
I have traveled from the day.
Too much was merely podracing.
he saw a bright white hate.
Someone--Kreacher, probably-- had the more than a new letter.
It had moved because he couldn't understand it.
Snape glowered over from the left.
He knew a now-moldy sheet from the droid.
She put a wand, he didn't enjoy. (I don't want to know.)
I wonder sometimes but not here with him
Been looking at him for me?
Tonks patted his consciousness earlier
Half of money that he nearly vomited.
The rage remained, but he kept the budget.
To Owen's surprise, Dad had given him a Hufflepuff talent exhibition, Miss Black.
Anger, fear, aggression, the Potions dungeon
Her smile came with her.
It was a snowstorm of a bow.
The Potion had just said, Suit yourself.
Her hands were idiots.
Shmi sat down in flaming pieces (Ick.)
Watto kept speaking, giving a sales pitch on her lap, lying perfectly still in Owen's arms (I really don't want to know)
The Toydarian shrugged casually and she gave specific times he heard them, but Sirius didn't want to
No wine--Watto drinks enough I seem to be coming from his new song, Hopping Like droids.
Padawan, you want some satisfaction.
Sirius grasped the rubble on Owen's shoulder and steered him to tell the story
Vader raised his way, following the good feel the Force around Mos Espa's grungy shops and sadness.
The Toydarian waggled his new life.
She would finally die of his neck.
He could feel the Force around her, and Regulus had him trained and rested his head up.
She had been a strawberry blonde with petulant grief.
Owen tried to cry in the ashes.
Vader raised his knees, and they grew on the droid. (And did I mention not wanting to know?)
Only one defined the traits of orphans and trade--that's why powdered unicorn horn?
Dad noticed her lap, lying perfectly still at the dungeon.
While Kreacher began to shake the midway.
See-Threepio glanced at the blackboard, and they grew on the stone.
A few doxies were Tuskens.


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trinity_clare From: trinity_clare Date: May 24th, 2005 11:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
That last one is priceless. I'm going to have to start saying that now.
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persephone_kore From: persephone_kore Date: May 25th, 2005 01:04 am (UTC) (Link)
Vader raised his knees, and they grew on the droid. (And did I mention not wanting to know?)

And here I thought you'd be interested in the idea of Vader experimenting with new prosthetics.
lannamichaels From: lannamichaels Date: May 25th, 2005 01:36 am (UTC) (Link)
*snickers* Especially love Then a shot. Yay. , but, yes, my heart goes to Better late than Palpatine..
marycontraria From: marycontraria Date: May 25th, 2005 03:07 am (UTC) (Link)
My favourite is "She had been a strawberry blonde with petulant grief", although several others, including "She would finally die of his neck" made me giggle a lot.
kinderjedi From: kinderjedi Date: May 25th, 2005 04:36 am (UTC) (Link)
*giggles* My favorites are:

Better late than Palpatine.

Padawan, you want some satisfaction.

narnian_dreamer From: narnian_dreamer Date: May 25th, 2005 04:47 am (UTC) (Link)
Did you watch the Tonight Show tonight? Dominic Monaghan just said that the "Greebo shot first" change was one of his few issues with the new Star Wars.

Just thought I'd mention that since I read about it here first.
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: May 25th, 2005 04:55 am (UTC) (Link)
:thwacks whoever that is over the head with a wet noodle:
narnian_dreamer From: narnian_dreamer Date: May 25th, 2005 05:22 am (UTC) (Link)
Merry Brandybuck!
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: May 25th, 2005 02:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
In the Jackson movies? Oh. I thought it sounded familiar, but you know me... I stay as far as I can from those!
vytresna From: vytresna Date: May 25th, 2005 02:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
But we need you in the LotR fandom. Remember what happened to Frankenstein?
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: May 25th, 2005 04:48 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm in LotR fandom. That's why I stay away from any forum discussing the Jackson movies. ;P
akashasheiress From: akashasheiress Date: May 25th, 2005 01:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Bwah! Reminds of the babb_chronicles.
From: (Anonymous) Date: June 3rd, 2005 07:42 pm (UTC) (Link)

I think it does make sense...

Reading your live journal, this is the first thing I think to actually post comment to (go figure). I have to reply to your assertion that the sentence below "Would Make Sense, Except That It Doesn't":

"Somehow far below, an alarm started sniffling"

Of course, few people realize that the alarm, or "alarmus meloncholius" is a small, coarse-furred creature with droopy ears and a chronic nasal drip.

-K (of the infamous "K, J and Fern")
fernwithy From: fernwithy Date: June 3rd, 2005 10:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: I think it does make sense...

Snerk. Welcome to the madhouse, K.
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