First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use. (I'm assuming this is multifandom.)
1. Nymphadora Tonks
2. Remus Lupin
3. Willow Rosenberg
4. Anakin Skywalker
5. Neville Longbottom
6. Al Calavicci
7. Beru Lars
8. Cordelia Chase
9. Harry Potter
10. Minerva McGonagall
11. Obi-Wan Kenobi
12. Wesley Windham-Pryce
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Al Calavicci/Obi-Wan Kenobi) fic? Do you want to?
I definitely haven't seen it. I don't know about slash, but sure... I could see an Al and Obi-Wan crossover. "Hey, Ben... Ziggy says that if you don't get this kid on the right track, he's got an 85% chance of turning to the Dark Side! I think you should take him with you to Utapau. There's a 97.6% chance that whatever's going to happen to him happens while you're gone."
Do you think Four (Anakin Skywalker) is hot? How hot?
This is a guy who quite literally ends up on fire. Way too hot for his own good. :)
What would happen if Twelve (Wesley) got Eight (Cordelia) pregnant?
I'd be very relieved, since both of her other pregnancies were by demon interference, and the second one killed her.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Harry Potter)?
Weirdly, nothing's coming to mind, except for canon!
Would Two (Remus) and Six (Al) make a good couple?
No. Well, as Remus is into Tonks, I guess he might not object to Al's wardrobe, but I just don't think these two have much in common.
Five/Nine (Neville/Harry) or Five/Ten (Neville/McGonagall)? Why?
Neville/Harry... maybe cute, though Neville would end up being treated like a child for a long time. Neville/McGonagall is just weird.
What would happen if Seven (Beru Lars) walked in on Two (Remus) and Twelve (Wesley) having sex?
Probably ask them if they wanted any blue milk, and promise not to tell Uncle Owen.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Willow/McGonagall) fic.
The coven has done all it can to teach Willow Rosenberg to control her magic, and she turns to Hogwarts teacher Minerva McGonagall to learn a whole new definition of "control."
Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Tonks/Cordelia) fluff?
Not that I know of, but I imagine it would involve shopping for clothes.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Beru/Wesley) hurt/comfort fic.
Stew and Sympathy
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Anakin) to deflower One (Tonks)?
Not a clue. Neither of them is likely to have casual sex, and they're both in serious relationships. Not to mention that they're separated by much galactic space and time.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Beru Lars) slash?
I don't know anyone who reads Beru Lars anything.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Willow) het?
I don't know, though there are enough Willow/Oz fans that I'd assume so, if they read BtVS fanfic at all.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Obi-Wan)?
Quite a few. imadra_blue is probably the most prominent.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Remus/Anakin/Neville)?>
I don't put any combination beyond fandom to write, but I can't think of anyone in particular.
What might Ten (McGonagall) scream at a moment of great passion?
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Cordelia), which song would you choose?
Depends on what part of Cordelia's life, but on the whole, I'll go with Madonna's "Material Girl."
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Tonks/Al/Wesley)fic, what would the warnings be?
Beware badly meshed canons. And for Wesley, just duck the first time Al makes a comment about Tonks's bazongas.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Remus) to use on Ten (McGonagall)?
"Would you like to transform with me?"
When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Neville)?
Quite a long time ago. I don't remember it.
What is Six's (Al's) super-sekrit kink?
Al has a kink he'd keep a secret?
Would Eleven (Obi-Wan) shag Nine (Harry)? Drunk or sober?
I don't think so, as I think Obi-Wan is celibate.
If Three (Willow) and Seven (Aunt Beru) get together, who tops?
I'd have to say Willow.
"One (Tonks) and Nine (Harry) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Harry) suddenly runs off with Four (Anakin). One (Tonks), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Obi-Wan) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Wesley), then follows the wise advice of Five (Neville) and finds true love with Three (Willow)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Title: Channels of Power
Who would read it? Hmm, a three-fandom fan. I don't know who's on board for all three, and would enjoy the shippiness.
Who should write it? No one, please, G-d.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Beru Lars/Cordelia Chase) was canon?
Like I'd crossed into a very strange alternate dimension.